How do I get my wife and pet to coincide?

That squirrel is wrong, for being a home wrecker. It should not be trying to play step mother to your baby until the divorce is final. Have you and the squirrel consummated the relationship, yet, or is she an old-fashioned girl? As for your future, ex-wife, it would have been way better to lose you to being gay, a man that likes to dress in animal clothes for ual purposes, or even someone who is a chubby chaser. She lost you to a squirrel! Maybe you, her and the squirrel can have a !

Really confused!?!?!?!?

How fast can you set the Earth moving? In particular, when you jump straight up as high as you can, what is the order of magnitude of the maximum recoil speed that you give to the Earth? Model the Earth as a perfectly solid object. In your solution, state the physical quantities you take as data, and the values you measure or estimate for them.

How much does physiotherapy/occupational therapy istants get paid?

i am currently a high school student in toronto ontario. would love to hear from anyone in this profession any details would be helpful.

Help me come up with a slogan for my PC Repair business?

I Decided to name the company Paladin Computer Repair or Paladin PC Services... heres a link to the logo I made in photoshop.... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj63/dominic51988/BlueShield4.jpg .... I just need to come up with a slogan... something about protection and things to do with paladins also something about making things faster and healing would be cool.... smiting viruses maybe? I dont know... its killing me my brain is wracked. Lets hear what you can come up with!

I'm shocked to see this article against the Amber Alert system - what do you think?

What a stupid article. The Amber Alert system has done no harm at all, it's helped find kidnapped kids. What's better than getting the information out there ASAP while the kidnapper is still running, not holed up somewhere hurting or killing his victim? The AA System does not make me more paranoid, it soothes me, I know if my child goes missing that everyone around will know very quickly and will know what they look like. Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that article!!

Will the oil spill reach Ft.Lauderdale by August 3rd?

I am leaving for vacation on August 3rd for Ft.Lauderdale, Florida. What are the chances that the beach will be safe to swim and not closed?

Teens do you think its weird i have NEVER cried in a movie?

No I haven't cried before. Have I felt like choked up or like felt good when the person says something "life changing"