How do I get my wife and pet to coincide?

That squirrel is wrong, for being a home wrecker. It should not be trying to play step mother to your baby until the divorce is final. Have you and the squirrel consummated the relationship, yet, or is she an old-fashioned girl? As for your future, ex-wife, it would have been way better to lose you to being gay, a man that likes to dress in animal clothes for ual purposes, or even someone who is a chubby chaser. She lost you to a squirrel! Maybe you, her and the squirrel can have a !